girl: i love you
me: welcome to the club
girl: *gets offended and walks away*
me: …u were the first member
like if u cried
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- what she says: i'm fine
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- Anime girl: *gets bumped into*
- Anime girl: UwyyaAAAAH?? WAAAH U WAAAH *boobs bouncing furiously* Nyaaaah! Waaaah! Uwaaaaa! *falls on top of the male protagonist in slow motion* Wawawaaah! *skirt flies up exposing underwear* Haaaaaa! Waaaah! Uwaawawa! *knocks down an entire shelf of condensed milk and gets soaked* IiyaaaaAAaaanyanyaaaa! *boobs squish against the protagonist's face with a cheesy sound effect* UwaaaAAAAAAAH! *blushes*
LESBIAN QUESTIONNAIRE (15)
- 1. Boobs or ass?
- 2. Long hair or short?
- 3. Butch or femme?
- 4. When kissing tongue or no tongue?
- 5. How do you approach her?
- 6. What would her nickname be?
- 7. How would you please her?
- 8. OITNB Or orphan black?
- 9. Your celeb girl crush
- 10. Oral or no?
- 11. How do you dress on a normal occasion?
- 12. Rough sex or making love?
- 13. Personality you look for in a girl?
- 14. First date you'd take her on?
- 15. What was your coming out story?
- interrogator: say it
- me, tied to a chair: i'm not saying shit
- interrogator: *slaps me* say love triangles are interesting and add to the narrative. SAY IT.
- me: *spits on their face* fuck you
i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing
my doctor said im allergic to citrus
I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.
i was very mad and then i wasn’t
wick is gone, miller is gay, and some girl went down on clarke. I love season 3.
can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m covered in tattoos, working my dream job, traveling, and married to the girl I love